Floaties

Have you ever wondered how to make pink lemonade? Just like the chocolate milk that comes from chocolate cows… BEHOLD! Here is the pink lemonade pool float. It's the fruit that brought us pink lemonade—the official drink of summer. An inner tube measuring over 3 feet wide lets you sit back and relax with a fruity drink in hand all summer long!

If you really want to help your girlfriends, tell them he suggested it! Our new Bling Ring Pool Float measures over 5 feet wide and makes great fun for a day by the pool, beach, or lake. Better yet, you don't have to worry about dropping it to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.

If you want to keep cool, you have to be cool Sure, kids can run across the rusty sprinkler you keep in your shack (think: "ouch! dad my eyes are burning!"). But if you want great points with the family you should consider a larger man! Take your summer game to the next level with the 7-Foot Ape Yard Ape Yard Sprinkler. It's the missing piece to that epic birthday, pool party, barbecue, or family reunion you've been planning (or dreading).

Your rusty lawn sprinkler is hisss-tory 🐍 Sure, kids can run into the rusty sprinkler you keep in your cabin (think: "ouch! dad my eyes are burning!"). But if you want great spots with the family you have to think big! Take your summer game to the next level with the Ginormous 3-foot Sprinkler. It's the missing piece to that epic birthday, pool party, barbecue, or family reunion you've been planning (or dreading).

Yes kids, you can keep it! This corgi is the lowest maintenance pet you can find. Just inflate him, connect any standard garden hose, and turn on the water to let the good times roll. From the outrageous fun factory at BigMouth Inc, this inflatable Corgi Yard Sprinkler measures over 5 feet / 1.5 meters high and is way more fun than the rusty lawn sprinkler you've been using all along. Sprinkle water from the dogs tail, engulfing your guests in larger-than-life treats for hours. It's a glamorous hit at birthday parties, poolside get-togethers, and backyard barbecues. An anchor kit is also included, and the inflatable's lightweight design means it's easy to set up in your yard. Deflates for compact off-season storage, allowing you to reuse it year after year. Good boy!

The tables have opened the neighborhood dogs Opening the nearest fire hydrant will only get you a quote these days, so we decided to replace the neighborhood water hydrant in your own backyard! The Who's 5-foot Fire Hydrant sprinkler is the missing piece to that epic birthday, pool party, BBQ, or family reunion you've been planning (or dreading). Spray water from the top and sides for a huge 360-degree soaking area. Even better, the top sprinkler rotates to disperse water in all directions, adding liveliness to the party as the kids run around.