Big Mouth

If you want to keep cool, you have to be cool Sure, kids can run across the rusty sprinkler you keep in your shack (think: "ouch! dad my eyes are burning!"). But if you want great points with the family you should consider a larger man! Take your summertime game to the next level with this 6-foot Monster Yard Ginormous sprinkler. It's the missing piece to that epic birthday, pool party, barbecue, or family reunion you've been planning (or dreading).

If you want to stay cool, you have to be cool Sure, kids can run into the rusty sprinkler you keep in your cabin (think: “Dad, my eyes are burning!”). But if you want great points with the family you should consider a larger man! Take your summertime game to the next level with the Unicorn Yard Ginormous 6-Foot Sprinkler. It's the missing piece to that epic birthday, pool party, barbecue, or family reunion you've been planning (or dreading).

Don't let your drink drown Add some tropical scenery to your pool party. These beverage boats keep your standard sized beverage afloat with flair. Plus, with three modes, you'll always know which drink is yours. Sold as a 3-pack, each package contains these waterfowl; Pink flamingo, white swan, and black swan.

Don't let your drink drown Bling bling! Bringing that giant engagement ring to the pool might sound risky (her: “omg i'm sooo sorry babe!”), but we have the next best thing: Beverage Boats! These Bling Ring Beverage Boats keep your drink in a standard size, and will legally marry you if done. Use them in the biggest city of Las Vegas (we didn't research this - just a hunch.) Sold as a 3-pack, each pack contains more bling than the late '90s rapper.

Not having this pool float can be the pits If you’re always fighting with the other supermarket shoppers to get the perfectly ripe avocado, you came to the right place. Just inflate our Giant new Avocado Pool Float and enjoy it in the pool without worrying about it going bad before lunch is over. It’s 5 hilarious feet long and already has the pit removed, making it the perfect spot for that boo-tay to relax all summer long. For the guac lovers out there, it’s a great companion to our Beach Blanket!

Take all this clown straight to the pool As a kid you probably dreamed of being a big shot at a birthday party with a balloon animal bigger than everyone else. Dinkles the Clown balloon animal probably didn't look like an animal. Well, today your dreams have come true, my friend. The 5-foot Giant Balloon Animal Pool Float lets you pick up where you left off and be the envy of your pool party. So wipe that tear of joy from your eye, and bar your stuff in front of your fellows.